He's got the choo-choo train

He's got the choo-choo train

by digby

Thank goodness Mike Huckabee is looking out for the Obama girls' morals:

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has accused President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle of parenting by double-standard, in an interview published Tuesday, saying they shelter their daughters from some things but allow them to listen to the music of Beyoncé.

While promoting his new book, Huckabee told People magazine, "I don't understand how on one hand they can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything — how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school ... and yet they don't see anything that might not be suitable" in the lyrics and a Beyoncé choreography "best left for the privacy of her bedroom."

That's right.  And this is best left in the privacy of his fetid imagination:



Just in case you don't know the words...

"Cat Scratch Fever"

Well, I don't know where they come from but they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
An' I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
I got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever

It's nothin' dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got the choo-choo train
You know you got it when you, you're going insane
It makes a grown man cry, cry, oh won't you make my bed

Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go when they need their lovin' man
They know I'm doin' it for free

I give them cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got a bad scratch fever
The cat scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Now it must be pointed out that it's unlikely that teen-age girls are watching Huckabee! on Fox. But all those old white guys on Medicare should probably avoid listening to anything that might get them too excited. Taxpayers are paying a lot of money for their heart medications and Viagra prescriptions.

Still, you have to give old Huckabee credit. Nobody does this smug, nasty, left handed Mean Girls act better than he does. Not even Rush.


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